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17th Dec 2010, 6:00 PM
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Guest Comic Week : DSW of Awkward Moments!
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Author Notes:
Magravan edit delete
Magravan
These two came from DSW of Awkward Moments and they mark the end of Guest Comic Week here at TOGM... Presuming June finishes the comic in time :)

I decided to put both up as a single update because I didn't want to put them up as two separate updates, so it's less to click through for people reading the archive...

Apparently DSW is kind of mean towards the unfortunate members of our society. Burn victims and lepers need love too! Especially during a zombie apocalypse!

Can you imagine, the guy just finishes setting fire to his house after zombies took out his family, and he gets his leg caught as he's making his escape, getting horribly burned and just barely making it out of the house before it collapses on itself...

And as he nobly struggles to escape, some jerk comes up and shoots him, thinking he's a zombie...

I've come to the conclusion that if the zombie apocalypse ever happened, I'd stay FAR away from people... You guys seem way too indiscriminate in your intentions!
User comments:
MatthewJA edit delete reply
MatthewJA
XD
I'm surprised he didn't send more comics.
DSW edit delete reply
DSW
Oh DSW, you so clinically unstable.

NO WONDER I WENT TO THAT CLINIC!
Micheal edit delete reply
Micheal
Ha. :)
ranger_brianna_new edit delete reply
ranger_brianna_new
Hey, did someone say my name?
Oh, you meant Brain. Sorry, false alarm, I'll be leaving now. :P

(I always have that trouble. When people spell my name, they often spell Brain. And that means that if my name were to ever come up for real, I tend to think, "Meh, they just typo'd Brain as my name." :P)
Magravan edit delete reply
Magravan
@MatthewJA - Well, we're not August-Oh! :P

@DSW - So now it's a clinic for mentally unstable lepers? Wow... If you can't feel pity for that....

@Micheal - Indeed :D

@ranger_brian_new - In a zombie comic, they are probably meaning Brain, but anywhere else, yeah, it's a good bet :D

Though, if you were referring to the hideous, mentally unbalanced leper that DSW was mocking, he could have intended it for you, since he did say Brian ;)
DSW edit delete reply
DSW
And now that you have had a DSW comic, you will find readership suddenly bombs.

I think I carry a curse.
Magravan edit delete reply
Magravan
It was a trap?!

Curses! Well, hopefully our readership is resistant :D
MatthewJA edit delete reply
MatthewJA
IT HAPPENED TO ME
I had a DSW guest comic and then BAM! I lost a sub. AND TODAY I LOST ANOTHER.
DSW edit delete reply
DSW
Everyone should totally get a guest comic from DSW.

Just to test my theory.
Magravan edit delete reply
Magravan
@MatthewJA - You'll get them back :P Or someone to replace them, don't worry about it :)

@DSW - Sounds like you have a lot of work ahead of you :D I'm sure that people will appreciate the views...
DSW edit delete reply
DSW
I think we should call it the "DSW Curse."

Everytime viewership goes down because of a guest comic, we'll say "DSW was Here."
Magravan edit delete reply
Magravan
Well, today is an off day for TOGM to update, so we'll probably see lower than usual activity, but I suspect that readership will be higher today than a typical Saturday ;) As for what it looks like in the future... Well, we'll see :)

Even if it cost us some viewers, I'm still grateful that people stepped up and sent us in some guest comics while June was sick :D
DSW edit delete reply
DSW
I'm glad I could help :D
Jrade edit delete reply
Jrade
Me too.


I don't do emoticons, save for very particular circumstances, but you can take the 'colon end-parenthesis' as read...

...I'm smiling in real life. See?
mARK (Guest) edit delete reply
The leper has a hideous Brian?
MaxThunder edit delete reply
MaxThunder
If there ever is a zombie apocalypse... kill EVERYONE!!... or just the zombies...

fisrt thing that popped into my mind now: Tactical Nuke!
Hagelander (Guest) edit delete reply
"tactical" nuke?

what's the diffrence with a regular one?
a nuke is a nuke :p
exept for atomic handgrenades, those have serieus drawbacks for the user
MaxThunder edit delete reply
MaxThunder
Well... don't ask me... ask... whoever created CoD... can't remember who atm...
Magravan edit delete reply
Magravan
@DSW - Me too ;)

@Jrade - To each their own... I tend to over use smilies...

@mARK - I think it's more likely that he misused Your instead of You're... but maybe?

@Max Thunder - That's kind of an important distinction...

@Hagelander - Tactical nukes are attached to smarter missiles. From my understanding, they are shorter range, but more capable of delivering their payload.

@Max Thunder - CoD? Call of Duty? Coffee of Doom? Cleric or Druid?
Hagelander (Guest) edit delete reply
so a tactical nuke is a nuke that sacrifices range for precision?

is it that important to hit a target with a nuke?
as long as it blows within hundred meters of the target it's gone
that's the whole idea of a nuke, overkill

acurate overkill is just . . . more overkill
Hagelander (Guest) edit delete reply
Call on Delivery?

so now the zombies have to pay the price when you manage to hit them with extreme accurate atomic missles?
MaxThunder edit delete reply
MaxThunder
@Magravan: yup... Call oof Duty... more specific Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2...
I never really got that..." Ey! I've got an awezome killstreak!!... KILL EVERYTHING!!! MUAHAHAHAH... oh i died..." thing with it... whats the point of nuking yourself?... it seems so stupid...
Hagelander (Guest) edit delete reply
for anyone who wants go pwnz0r himself i'd think nukes are the way to go
it get's over9000 degrees at the pont of detonation, so it's a job "well done"
Magravan edit delete reply
Magravan
@Hagelander - Well, your delivery system can be shot down... If you have a slow, easily shot down missile vs one that can avoid interception, you're more likely to get within miles of the intended target, let alone meters...

@Max Thunder - I've never played it ;) I wouldn't see a point in a nuke that kills yourself either...

As they say, the objective of war is not to die for your country, it's making the other guy die for his.
Remus (Guest) edit delete reply
I think the point in a tactical nuke is simply the american military thought process: Mine is bigger, Bad Asser, or overall better than yours.
That being the case, why not juse paint on a middle finger in the thing and have it call out "Who's Ya Daddy?!" Right before it detonates?
Magravan edit delete reply
Magravan
Who is to say it doesn't? :P Certainly no one who has ever heard it, that's for damn sure!