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Author Notes:
Magravan edit delete
This is a joke I've had in my head for a while, and now seemed as good a time as any, considering the fact that I have them in a bunker..

It might be a little too much, I'm not sure. If you're thinking "When's he going to do more storyline", that'll be Monday.

June spent some time streaming some of these panels, so if you want to check it out, I think she's saved some... We're thinking that maybe the recording is what is causing the trouble, so we may not save everything in the future...

And on that note, have a great weekend everyone ;)
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Magravan edit delete reply
For some reason, I don't think that's a problem for a lot of readers...
Xenrin edit delete reply
Beth sure is excited.
Onyx Tanuki (Guest) edit delete reply
Is that where baby safes come from? =B

Anyway, I was thinking about something. She mentioned potentially making RZ a 3 with the brains she got for him... does that mean zombies can attain higher states on enlightenment from consuming more brains, or is this just a myth amongst the 3s and 4s of the world?

Also curious: can 1s sense brains? It seems like no other zombies can, or else John would've been outed as live a long time ago.
Ant (Guest) edit delete reply
I'm guessing its more a primal drive and they just have that one thought / urge Esp given the fact Mr "Who Farted" consumed a telephone reciever. Enlightened im guessing have gone passed that stage and retained some sense of lost humanity, but the ToGM helps keep the cravings in check, rather like a smoker on patches perhaps. As for Beth, you could say she fancies where John keeps his brains :P Just remember john, its still necrophillia, though is it when they are hot looking, walking and talking.....damn those moral questions!!!
Frosty edit delete reply
Safe sex? So...he fucks the suit with her inside? Somehow I don't think that's going to work~
model S edit delete reply
model S
very nice work june. nudity aside. it's very beautiful art and i'd totally hire you if i had any money

on to the comic. worst. joke. ever. but because beth is so excited and tom is just like... "bleh don't care" it's hilarious.
the_brigand (Guest) edit delete reply
ah, the ol' whole body condom gag!
great way to break the tension. :)

thank you Leslie Nielsen...
Magravan edit delete reply
@MarshmallowGherkin - Beth's a problem solver :D

@Onyx Tanuki - You guessed it! This story is going to be like one of those stories where you have a fantastic story and then something happens and it ends up being Earth... Except that it's a world where Safes rule the earth in their combination-y wisdom.

As for the brains, yes, they do trigger enlightenment. Granted, it is not understood as completely as some zombies seem to think, but that's how it works ;)

And no, Ones cannot sense brains any more than anyone else can, BUT, they are a lot more prone to attacking out of hunger. Most zombies take this as a fact of life, and will let a One munch on an arm while they call the PSOs with the other hand... Obviously that's not a course of action that John can take..

@Ant - Yes, they are very limited in their thought processes, the main one which is "EAT BRAINS!!" .. They have a couple other ones like "Put one foot in front of the other"

@Ice the frosty cat - It's one of those things that if they ever did do it, it wouldn't be particularly glamourous... More just adding a physical dimension to their emotional relationship.. Even if it's not much of a physical event :D

@model S - Mission.. accomplished? :P

@the_brigand - I thought it made a great ending to the mini-arc... Especially after the last image, which is delving more into the disturbing side of TOGM, even if we try to keep it amusing :)
the_brigand (Guest) edit delete reply
Tom: "You just said the word SEX while wearing quite possibly the least attractive thing imaginable. Signals crossing, brain scrambling, er."
Beth: "Mmmm," licks lips, "scrambled brains!"

I'm looking forward to the more disturbing side of TOGM, Beth's a great looking gal ;) ... but I'm in it for the plot, I swear.

Keep up the great work!
3.1 (Guest) edit delete reply
And the worst part is that there's actually a fetish for this - though technically there's a fetish for everything.
Magravan edit delete reply
@the_brigand - Hah! Scrambled eggs already looks like scrambled brains ;) I meant the images of the last comic, but that's pretty funny :D

@3.1 - A fetish for zombies, a fetish for people in Hazmat suits, or a fetish for zombies that look like people in hazmat suits? Because if it's the latter, perhaps we have a marketing opportunity :D
Ant (Guest) edit delete reply
There is a thought pattern that for every "idea" of what a fetish could be, will actually become one in an alternative reality.

Hmm moral questions stil....nah sod it if your the only human around (that we know of) who is to say its bad to get down and dirty with a hot zombie gal. Thats if they even do things like that any more. I mean yeah ok she did even blush and go goey at John stripping so maybe more up the number chart they are the more Ex human they are.
Besides John should feel complimented that this gal seems to be more into him than just for his (grey)meat :P
hedgehogboy5 edit delete reply
ha I saw this being drawn I feel special!
RedJar (Guest) edit delete reply
(doing this at work, that's why I look like a guest)

@Ant: I'm pretty sure that thinking up a new fetish causes it to be a real fetish in THIS dimension. And the act of looking up that fetish online causes porn for it to spontaneously come into existence (ever heard of Rule #34?)

Anyways, first thing that came to my mind when I saw the hazmat suit was Back to the Future (Marty in a hazmat suit claiming to be Darth Vader, an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan, who was carrying a "raygun" that looked suspiciously like a hair dryer). Jussayin'
Magravan edit delete reply
@Ant - On the plus side, even if they did anything, she would still like him for his mind... :P

@hedgehogboy5 - And you sent your picture in to be turned into a One! You ARE special!

@RedJar - I haven't seen that movie in a while... Makes me all nostalgic for my younger years :D
CVB (Guest) edit delete reply
So... Rule 34?
Ant (Guest) edit delete reply
Thought it was rule 69? :)
hedgehogboy5 edit delete reply
yay I'm special!
3.1 (Guest) edit delete reply
Rule 36 actually-and now technically 35. There is currently no porn of it-I think. Now it must be made. If only I had the skill-or the inclination. Alas it falls to another.
Magravan edit delete reply
@CVB - I'm sure it'll happen :)

@Ant - No, it's officially Rule 34 :) There's even a TVTropes entry on it...

@hedgehogboy5 - :) I'm not sure when she'll actually draw it, because the story doesn't call for a One for a bit, but it'll happen eventually :D

@3.1 - Given that we're trying to keep it SFW, that might be for the best :)
3,1 (Guest) edit delete reply
Stupid work-safe conditions. That doesn.t mean that there cant be a posting on rule 34-just wouldn't be ok HERE. But at any rate, I'm still wondering if becoming a zombie happen due to sex. Of course there are fluids exchanged and there would need to be a no biting rule.(Awe)
The big question to me is the amount of neuropathy zombies suffer from. RZ opened his chest (or at least started to) and Beth didn't exactly go straight for the anesthetic when she was about to replace John's leg.
Things adding up the way they do...and aside from the emotional side of it...from a purely tactile point, would zombies enjoy sex?
Magravan edit delete reply
I guess we'll see, if that situation ever comes up :D
model S edit delete reply
model S
wow. does EVERY comic's comments since lesbians devolve into 34?

so yea i was talking about TOGM in class on thursday. it was awsome. -randomly does disco-
Magravan edit delete reply
I think that the next strip will probably end it for a while ;) This mini-arc was meant to focus on John and Beth's flirting, so it kind of lends itself to it ;)
Ant (Guest) edit delete reply
OMG...ive been around the internet since about 1995 and this is the first time I had heard of this Rule#34, and up it pops on google. learn something new everyday.

On another note, from way beth is acting, it could be certain emotions, feelings and sensations are suppressed or changed in the what is left of the reciepiants brain when zombiefied. Read Max Brooks Zombie suvival guide for interesting theories on a zombies brain.

Beths interest in John on a sexual level from her point of not having really thought about it until he produced a woody in the clinic could be good for her seeing as she has not tried eating his brains already.
Magravan edit delete reply
We're sorry for ruining the internet for you? :)

As for what's left of their brains, I'm guessing it would depend on what's left after they eat them...Not going to have much in the way of a working brain if they are completely devoured ;)

As for her sexual interest in him, well.. whatever makes her not eat his brains, right?